When someone has too much energy in the morning
Trying to do an ab work out
how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
When someone is trying out a new look
whatshouldwecallme: If it’s my friend: If it’s my best friend:
When my friend loses weight & looks so much better...
fictionaladyfeels: magicalrunes: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I travel the world and the cheddar seas everybody’s looking for string cheese
rabioheab: it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
When someone texts me "K"