Dirty, childlike, simple, complicated, kinky, vanilla, loving, hateful, creative, boring
and everything in between.

cheezetits:

sweet-bitsy:

awwww-cute:

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

stop the objectification of rabbits now

cheezetits:

sweet-bitsy:

awwww-cute:

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

stop the objectification of rabbits now

treecko007:

bittenlipsandbrokenhearts:

Get the fuck out

Ahh

(Source: iraffiruse)

shorterexcerpts:

party-wok:

this is borderline terrifying.

No “borderline” about it. Some low budget horror film should try this immediately.

shorterexcerpts:

party-wok:

this is borderline terrifying.

No “borderline” about it. Some low budget horror film should try this immediately.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

linzeestyle:

 (via marvelobsessions)

That’s why I love it so much though.  Because it’s so, so easy to forget this — SHIELD constantly forgets this — but Steve *is* a child.  He was twenty-six years old and terrified when he died.  And to him, that was maybe ten days ago.  Just — ten days ago, he died.  Eleven days ago, he watched his best friend and protector fall to his death in a clusterfuck he will always believe was his fault.  Ten days ago, he died while the listening to Peggy cry on the other end of a static-filled radio.  Ten days ago, he was still in 1945.  He was supposed to leave it; it wasn’t supposed to leave him.  And he woke up, and everyone he loved was gone, and now he’s confronted with an agency that’s lying to him about everything and he’s just found in their storage facility the exact weapon that killed the person he loved most and he’s arguing with a man who looks far too much like someone he called a friend, who he knows now is dead, who died violently in a car crash, and he doesn’t know Tony well enough to know this is how he deals with fear, so to him, this is just…someone with money, with all the privilege and padding he and Bucky never had, who would never have to go to war if he didn’t want to, making light of a situation way too close to Steve’s chest.

Steve was being prickly as hell through most of this movie, but he was bleeding out and in pain and had no one to bleed on.  The comment he makes to Tony, about knowing guys with none of that worth ten of him?  Imagine all of the people he was thinking about then.  All of the people he knew he’d never see again; who he wished he wasn’t standing there to never see again.  Trying to organize a time bomb and remembering the Commandos.  Trying to co-lead with a man he doesn’t yet understand, and remembering Bucky.  Trying so hard not to keep seeing him fall.  Being expected to be above all of those messy human emotions, because he’s Captain America, and while he was asleep that name became a legend so much bigger than any real, living person could be.

He’s only twenty-six.

I just made myself sad.

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marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

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carryonmywaywardcas:

superwholocked-in-albion:

Most underrated Disney character ever: the book shop owner from Beauty and the Beast.
Back in like the colonial French time period (if I’m wrong, someone please correct me) this peasant French girl wouldn’t have been expected to read. She would have been expected to do what everyone in the town canonically thought she should do in the movie: marry Gaston, settle down, have his children and keep his home. Even the bimbettes, the girls who are Belle’s age and swoon over Gaston, can’t even DREAM of having any other lifestyle and think of her dreaming and reading as weird.
But along comes the book shop owner and he caters to Belle’s dreams and love of reading in the half a minute he’s on screen just as much as Maurice. He understands that books and adventure are important to her and doesn’t try to repress that or call her odd like all the other townspeople do.
I bet he taught Belle how to read and really fostered her love of books and challenged her intellectually her whole life, in a society where that was deemed a crazy thing to do, since she wasn’t expected to amount to anything more than a trophy wife. You can even see the look of pure joy on his face as she talks about her favorite books.
Best Disney role model ever.

this is the first time I have seen this gif not thornberried

carryonmywaywardcas:

superwholocked-in-albion:

Most underrated Disney character ever: the book shop owner from Beauty and the Beast.

Back in like the colonial French time period (if I’m wrong, someone please correct me) this peasant French girl wouldn’t have been expected to read. She would have been expected to do what everyone in the town canonically thought she should do in the movie: marry Gaston, settle down, have his children and keep his home. Even the bimbettes, the girls who are Belle’s age and swoon over Gaston, can’t even DREAM of having any other lifestyle and think of her dreaming and reading as weird.

But along comes the book shop owner and he caters to Belle’s dreams and love of reading in the half a minute he’s on screen just as much as Maurice. He understands that books and adventure are important to her and doesn’t try to repress that or call her odd like all the other townspeople do.

I bet he taught Belle how to read and really fostered her love of books and challenged her intellectually her whole life, in a society where that was deemed a crazy thing to do, since she wasn’t expected to amount to anything more than a trophy wife. You can even see the look of pure joy on his face as she talks about her favorite books.

Best Disney role model ever.

this is the first time I have seen this gif not thornberried

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

image
Well done, i guess…

Second:

image
I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

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